Oh yes people....it's Monday again. Wanna hear what I'm in for today? Well, lemme tell ya.

The pharmacy was closed on Easter Sunday. What does that mean? Well, today, I will be walking into a computer full of Sunday's refills and auto-fills and Monday's refills and auto-fills. The numbers will probably be maxed out by 9:01am.

Oh and lookie thur! I'll be by myself for 4+ hours this morning....with the "Pop Quiz Asshole" guy.

Will I survive? Well sure I will but that won't mean "Dennis Hopper" will. The other day, I worked for four hours with the other pharmacist and when "Dennis Hopper" walked in, he proceeded to "train" me on how to "bag stage."

Bag stage? It's when you get the bag ready with all the pertinent documents inside and stickers on the outside.

Seriously, "Dennis?" I've been here for four hours....what the hell do you think I've been doing this entire time? Nevermind, don't answer that....it'll turn into a pop quiz.

My old boss, we'll call him "Spaz" used to walk in and stay as far away from me as possible. The one time he did get near me, I almost shoved a pencil up his nose. I think my exact words were, "Stop finger-fvcking with my stuff!"

My new boss, "Dennis" is the epitomy of finger-fvcking with your stuff. He'll slide by you and say, "What's this and why isn't it prioritized?"

He's done this twice to me and granted, the one time, it really needed to be prioritized but the second time, I just got it and hadn't had time to prioritize. My answer to "Dennis?"

"I haven't prioritized it yet because it isn't a priority yet."

That took him a moment but then he countered with, "Well, it's easy to prioritize. Just make sure you keep this area clean."

My area???? Well, I never! My area(s) are always clean and....nevermind.

My only saving grace? I'm not the only one who finds this annoying. I'm not the only one who gets the joke when he starts on a tirade and I give him the, "You're kidding right?" look.

But seriously, think of me today. I have no idea what today holds but I swear, if you hear about an impalement by pencil up someones nose on the news....in my defense....he was probably finger-fvcking with my stuff.

If I've offended you or expressed anything you don't agree with, don't worry, I'll probably do it again.


  1. My Boss' Boss played an April Fool's joke on us Thursday. He had us researching financial statements for five hours and then told us we didn't need to. Hardy har har.

  2. I was on a 2nd grade field trip to the zoo on April Fool's Day. Beat you! :)