It's Tuesday! Which means it's my carpool day. I love carpool Tuesday. Granted at 6:30am when I have to actually put clothes on....love is not how I would describe it. By 7:10am though...I'm ready to go. Of course, we all expected to wake up and see snow but there was no snow. The weathercaster *said* it was snowing though. Oh weatherman, you truly aren't worth more than a psychic are you?
I had the radio on when I picked the kids up. I don't usually do that but the conversation this morning was pretty funny and I couldn't bring myself to turn it down. Pick up lines. A topic that'll never get old. The consensus with the women that were talking was if you compliment them on something that they haven't heard before, they're more prone to fall for it. Instead of saying, "You are hot!" saying something like, "You have the prettiest neck." might be an improvement. Um....maybe, but I don't think I've met anybody who was smart enough to try it.
The next consensus was if you're a guy, you should always have a wingman. Not a wingman to take the ugly girl but a wingman to apologize for your "douchey" ways.
E: What does "douchey" mean? (He's 12 so why would he know this?)
M (daughter): ::giggle:: (She's 12 so why does she know this?)
Me: What are you giggling at?
M (daughter): E said "douchey" and it sounded funny.
Me: Do you know what "douchey" means? Hmmmmm?
M (daughter): I've heard you use the word before!
Me: E should listen to this. It's good stuff. I know a lot of guys that need to take a lesson on tact and pick-up lines.
M (daughter): I think E has "douchey" down pat mom.
Me: M! Maybe you need to take a lesson on not being such a brat! And I have a feeling you don't really know what "douchey" means so you better watch it.
E: Um...."Douchey" better mean irresistable because I'm not anything BUT irresistable.
Me: Yah....you go with that E. That'll get you tons of women.
E: Well, before we go, I just wanted to tell you that you have the prettiest hands.
Me: See!!! He was listening. Thanks E. That wasn't "douchey" at all!
E: What does "douchey" mean??
Oh, I can't WAIT for the phone call from E's mother today after school.
If I've offended you or expressed anything you don't agree with, don't worry, I'll probably do it again.
Showing posts with label Pete Delkus. Show all posts
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2/23/10
2/11/10
SNOWpocalypse?
If my sister read this, she'd probably mail me a box full of crap because she lives in New Hampshire and has had a lot of snow this winter. Well sis, I live in Texas and snow in Texas is a big deal. At least, that's what Pete Delkus tells us every freaking time he reports the weather. Anyway, I'm not going to talk about the weather but I will say Pete Delkus had the nerve to call this snow storm a Snowpaloooza. No wonder all the other states hate us.
Today is Thursday and on Thursday nights, my husband works a part-time for security at a weekly hockey game. It's his favorite part-time because he gets paid to watch a hockey game. Yah, what a life! Here's why I hate this part-time. He is now looking into an adult hockey league. Good god! It's the freaking same old thing with men. They come up with a "great" idea, get all gung-ho about it and after a week, the "great" idea wasn't really such a "great" idea. I grew up with this with my father. I love my dad but this is the guy that bought an expensive bicycle so he could save gas and ride his bike to work.
He did it for a week. Guess who has the bike now? My husband.
He also once bought one of those stationary bikes and parked it in front of the TV thinking he'd get in shape doing what he loves the most.
That stationary bike turned into a coat rack.
When my husband mentioned his pro-hockey dreams I of course did the worst thing ever for a wife to do. I laughed at him. Now he's more determined than ever to do it. I mentioned he might wanna try a pair of in-line skates first before attempting a virgin skate over ice. He's looking for a pair right now. I'm having dreams of getting this man practicing his skating on video. I'm also having dreams of one day being a ballerina too but you don't see me buying a tutu and twirling throughout the neighborhood either.
If I've offended you or expressed anything you don't agree with, don't worry, I'll probably do it again.
Today is Thursday and on Thursday nights, my husband works a part-time for security at a weekly hockey game. It's his favorite part-time because he gets paid to watch a hockey game. Yah, what a life! Here's why I hate this part-time. He is now looking into an adult hockey league. Good god! It's the freaking same old thing with men. They come up with a "great" idea, get all gung-ho about it and after a week, the "great" idea wasn't really such a "great" idea. I grew up with this with my father. I love my dad but this is the guy that bought an expensive bicycle so he could save gas and ride his bike to work.
He did it for a week. Guess who has the bike now? My husband.
He also once bought one of those stationary bikes and parked it in front of the TV thinking he'd get in shape doing what he loves the most.
That stationary bike turned into a coat rack.
When my husband mentioned his pro-hockey dreams I of course did the worst thing ever for a wife to do. I laughed at him. Now he's more determined than ever to do it. I mentioned he might wanna try a pair of in-line skates first before attempting a virgin skate over ice. He's looking for a pair right now. I'm having dreams of getting this man practicing his skating on video. I'm also having dreams of one day being a ballerina too but you don't see me buying a tutu and twirling throughout the neighborhood either.
If I've offended you or expressed anything you don't agree with, don't worry, I'll probably do it again.
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